SINFUL DEMON GET OUT

An email that proves that John.. my knight in shining leiderhosser.. is just as screwed in tha head as me.. yes its true.. there are two ppl the world that are this fukkin up.. hahah ^_^Subject: SINFUL DEMON GET OUT!!! .....Help me fuzzy bumpkins Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 07:00:46 -0400 From: DevilSmurf666 To: PRINCEZLEILA420@aol.com « Previous | Next » Hey Superbabe,Hows everything in superhero land...while im chillin here at lonely old Villan Castle where all my fiends have been put to sleep in their rooms till dawn and I am the only one left (im going to be a writer one day)......haha yea right like when I teach Truth to do a backflip. Man I should be quiet so I dont wake anyone up....but everytime Its quiet I just want to yell.....AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!<------Like that but in a more vocal sence...tee hee tee hee. You know by the time two weeks is up I think im going to turn clostrophobic cause this place is so small....Heh Heh Rarrr..Heh Heh MUST MOVE!!!...Heh MUST YELL!!!!...uhhhh yea some people these days...yea what got into that guy??..Anyway I dont feel like Ive done anything constructive today so I know If I tried to sleep right now I would just feel like I needed to be doing something LIKE YELL UNTIL EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS AWAKE!!! (oops teehee sorry) So I decided that writing you would make my day feel complete..Yes your being used but you have no choice but to sit there and like it..Thats right and dont you try to stop me with your lazer vision..What was that all about???..I dont know..Shut up.....NO you shut up...Who me???..Yea you!!. Oh sorry back to you. You know Im slowly starting to discover that I could never be put on a deserted island. You remember the story I told you about the Giant turtle with my Mansion on its back (if you still dont know its the one where you turn into a mermaid) Well I changed my mind the turtle will now have to be floating in that giant sea we call the sky..so when i get all by myself I can look down at all the millions of people running around on that place we call here..(or earth). Now that your thinking HOLY JIZZUM OF THE SEVENTH WONDER OF THE WORLD what the fuck happened to my man while I was at the bat cave, I just want to let you know that Even after my brain turns to the slushy of a jello melt I will still Love you...(oh is that so)..Well uh yes maam it is if I do say so myself. You know what I need to do in times like this..I need to make myself an Imaginary friend..hmmmmm WILLLLSOOOONNN!!!...nah that wont do..It should have a different name. What do you think I should name it?? Yea thats it, the next time I talk to you were going to make an imaginary friend ok all we need is a name K. That way when we get old and feeble and go insane then we can realy start thinking that there is someone there. I just hope the little people that live in my hair dont get Jealous. You know what??? I just read over this e-mail right quick and It makes almost no sence at all but thats ok...I hope you still like it. It sure is keeping me entertained. You know its actually good that Im over here cause Sandy and James have to take these classes since they get food stamps and the class makes them have to go looking for jobs on certain days and when they go to do that then I can go with them and look for jobs too. They may be getting all the shit they ne ed to be able to drive legaly in their car too so mabe just mabe if they do that soon enough then I might see if I can convince James to let me take my driving test in his car. Thats if I can get myself to feel comfortable doing that. I just need to put some more thought in to that. Well Im going to go ahead and try and do that thing that people call sleep so I can try and have sweet dreams about your sessay self. I hope you can make it over here tomorrow Superbabe so you can save me from missing you at the villan castle.LOVE ALWAYSThe Man from the place close to Munchkin Land (Kansas)JOHNP.S.I LOVE YOU MOST :P